cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via miriamjulia)

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

(via miriamjulia)

luisapa9:

I wanna be the one you wanna talk to nonstop, the one who gets to message you good morning everyday, the one who puts a smile on your face, the one who will make you smile and laugh, who will be there for you if you are having a bad day or the one who will take care of you if you get sick, the one who will listen to anything you want to say, I could be the one, just give me one chance and I promise I can be your person, at least let me try. 

(via goldenneyes)

"You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you."
- A ten word story on being a second choice (via blxckside)

(Source: rustyvoices, via goldenneyes)